Windex isn’t carbonated
The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex
Just a couple of time-travelling girlies
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The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
Posting hole
Lol
yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.
“if he be mr. hyde, i shall be mr. seek” is such a funny line i can’t believe robert louis stevenson actually wrote that in the actual original dr. jekyll and mr. hyde in the actual year of 1885
me: there is no way this is true *pirates a pdf real quick to check it out* WHAT?!
Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
No no. I’m reblogging this again because like
Can y'all IMAGINE what was goin on in this man’s head??? What did he think was happening here??
never seen this movie??? what uh…what. hey. Hi. Hey, good evening. Hi how are ya. Hi there. Hey so whhhhhWhUu—WHAT happens next??
Its definitely weird but he did not stop him so
polar expeditions were insane there’s just like a 200 year period in history where every european man on planet earth was simultaneously struck by the urge to run off and die horribly at one of the poles